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Philip Michael Lester

Phil Lester/AmazingPhil's full name
Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil's entire name is Philip Michael Lester
by heybuddyareyouinlondon July 10, 2016
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locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.
Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.
by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011
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Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.
Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection
by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022
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yes/no/maybe/lobster

A meaningless but more exciting variation on the "yes/no?" question. Popularized by Gan Xingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series.

Can be abridged as "y/n/m/l?", but chances are, if your friend is not a hardcore Avatard, s/he will have no idea what the fuck that you're talking about and get confused.
Should we go see the movie? Yes/no/maybe/lobster?
by Nile Crocodile August 19, 2009
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Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.
Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."
by ABCritt November 7, 2011
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lester

a funny human-being that can stay mad for a period of time. a true jokester.one who makes people laugh.maybe sometimes immature but always can fix that.can get very jealous at certain things but one one can tell.can and will be true to everyone.never considers being a fake.thinks about everyone.can be very quick to anger.will one day explode because of all the stupidness and love that is happening in his life
My government name is Lester.
by Blaq JoKer May 8, 2009
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Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.
We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.
by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009
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