long song 

in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6

in metal-longer then 7

in prog-longer than 20

hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.

six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.

Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"

Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"

long song by cocklover43 September 13, 2009

Long Fistance 

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

Long Fistance by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.

Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.

Long Route Syndrome by GeeTee March 7, 2013

long time coming 

1. Something that's long overdue.

2. Something that should've happened a long time ago.

It's been a long time coming.

long time coming by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 29, 2008

long pork 

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

long pork by Jack the Monkey December 11, 2006

Long Horse 

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.

Long Horse is very long!

Long Horse by Cornelius Pant October 1, 2019

long legged mack daddy 

A pimp is someone smooth and charismatic and good with women and uses his powers to exploit weak women.

A mack is a pimp that is able to exploit both men and women.

A mack daddy is a mac that is able to expoit other macs

A long legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long legged mack daddy.

long legged mack daddy by fightthepower July 19, 2009