literate

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...

Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)

by CPU Killer January 31, 2005

literature

Literature is a sort of aesthetic expression, usually involving words, but can be made of patterns or symbols. Most people think of literature as novels, but it can be anything you read, write, or create, as long as it has a special meaning. For example, a regular old to-do list is not literature, while a combination of certain symbols can be considered such.

My favourite kind of literature is prose.

by Katy December 25, 2003

Literally Dying

When you just can't even and basically die.

This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.

by meow_zz August 18, 2016

literal kangaroo

Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.

An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo

I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.

by Mas malignement September 17, 2019

monodextrous literature

a jazz mag, one handed reading material.

As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.

by TLO Smudge March 2, 2004

hysterical literature

A series of videos where women read an extract from a book , while being jerked off by a vibrator underneath the table. After the women has an orgasm, She looks into the camera and tells you her name and the book she was reading/just read.

That girl started moaning as she read the book. I then realised she was having an orgasm. That's Hysterical Literature for you.

by KSSLad August 6, 2018

Literally anything else

When you're watching porn or something else you dont want people seeing, and you hear someone coming, so you need to Google literally anything else, but you panic and can't think of anything, so you actually Google "Literally anything else"

My dad was really confused on why I had Google'd "Literally anything else, but after a minute he said goodnight and went to bed. So I went back to watching porn.

by B-Money Baby April 17, 2019