lint looker

Someone so damn picky that they will look for lint on your clothes.

That damn Lint Looker. He can judge how you dress when he 's got damn holes in his underwear hanging out. She is so upity, she's nothing but a lint looker (trying to find something wrong with someone else.

by slawdawg February 20, 2017

boob lint

Lint remaining under the folds of female breasts

After removing her bra, there was a large amount of boob lint under the folds of her sagging breasts

by Twoteamcoach August 29, 2014

Vaginal lint

The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina

So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina

by Twice over June 22, 2018

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Belly Lint

The lint that collects within someone's belly button. Often ignored by the person who owns the belly button only to later be discovered by the person they're hooking up with.

Can you believe that Chad had belly lint? That's so fucking gross.

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

lint lobster

Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"

by Zobbidobbi December 28, 2017