The Linus

When your little brother acts like a fuckin queer and wont give up his Blankie

by Charlie Brown May 28, 2003

Linus

Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.

Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"

Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."

by crappybull September 1, 2013

Linus

An amazing male , a softy on the inside ( loving and sweet) and an athectic rugby player on the outside. His personality will deceive you meaning you won't know him unless you've known him from the day he was born.

Let's play rugby linus
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by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

Linussy

You know Linus from Linus Tech Tips, his Linussy

Linus really put his entire Linussy into this video

by Kwoink January 11, 2022

Linus

A type of geeky guy who always fails to gain muscle. He is a skinny tech whizz that has had the same squeaky voice for 20 years. He also drops a lot of tech. #LinusDropTips

Person 1: *Drops GPU*
Person 2: "Look at that Linus!"

by moony06 January 31, 2021

lingus

A lingus is a penis that is very long and very skinny. It is the exact opposite of a chode.

Hey my boyfriend has a huge lingus!!! It looks like a pipe!!!

by The Low PAyment King (Ralph) June 28, 2005

Air Lingus

The sexual act of going down on a girl whilst slam dunking a basketball

"Dude did you hear Mike did some Air Lingus on Jennifer last night"

by Ya Boi Tungulus October 30, 2017