Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.

"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."

by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010

Lenny limp Dick

a lenny with a suprisingly saggy and or limp genitalia

"Look at that limp dick over there" as he points to the phacid penis over yonder.

"Oh thats nothing but the no good Lenny limp Dick."

by Lenny Limpy December 12, 2013

pimp limp

when walking, every time you step there is a limp with one leg or thy other, while at the same time dipping the same shoulder. Must have attitude, and a bit of a strut.

When Snoop entered the room he had a pimp limp, then everyone knew he was the shiznit.

by Greg brisbon July 22, 2006

limp pimp

A pimp who suffers from erectile dysfunction.

Look at that limp pimp he can't get it up.

by Awwstin Powers April 26, 2010

bitch limp

When a girl gets the shit fucked out of her ass and not able to walk properly but with a limp. Its possible that she will be dripping cum if she just finished fucking him.

Ruben: Damn did what the fuck is wrong with that bitch?

Jose: I think shes just got a bitch limp thats all

Christian: No stupid she fell

Christian: ON MY COCK!

by Jose Smiley December 27, 2007

limitless

A subjective sensation or state of being. While 'limitless' you emanate excellence.

Case 1:

Hater: Ok, so what's 42,123 x 1,234 million billon

Carl: *Gentle smile* Bitch please ... take this vial. It cures TB. And cancer. By the way, the answer is 51,978.782 billion billion - which happens to be approximately the number of stars in our universe. ;-)

Case 2:

Adam:- "Whoa, tell me what's in this drink Bill! I feel f*cking limitless"

Bill:- "Oh golly, Adam, why are you doing all those back flips with one finger?! Wait - is that Jessica Alba riding your d*ck?"

by A cambridge Spyo April 11, 2011

gray limits

The number of alcoholic drinks between which a girl will hook up with you while not being a buzzkill or too sick.

"I'm thinking her gray limits are five to seven beers"

"Really? I've got a three to fiver as we speak!!"

by Alex Peters July 20, 2008