Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.

Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010

Three Legged Elephant

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.

Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.

by Walker Ward August 6, 2012

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.

Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.

by Romy Hart July 6, 2014

two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

by BdubCav October 7, 2015

weed ligger

An individual who attends parties, openings, social gatherings and events with the sole intention of obtaining free Weed!

Damn!! this person never throws up any money towards weed... He's a real weed ligger for sure.

by JAYO201 July 25, 2016

triple legged frogman

When a male puts his dick in a rubber mouth piece of snorkel and inserts the other end into his ass while jerking off, then after cums in his own ass.

After snorkeling in the blue waters of Hawaii I did a triple legged frogman to complete the experience.

by Caitlyn Jenner February 1, 2017