"man will get leaned if you talk to ma girl like that again."
"mans causing trouble"
"nahhhhhhhh mate! lowe dat, man'll get leaned if he pulls that shit here. ye getz meh."
"mans causing trouble"
"nahhhhhhhh mate! lowe dat, man'll get leaned if he pulls that shit here. ye getz meh."
by aliciaaa454 July 6, 2009
Get the leaned mug.A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)
lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)
lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
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Get the lebanese guy mug.A hallucinogenic drug that causes massive outbursts of rage and dancing. Very popular among primary school children as the small pills resemble M&M's. Ingredients include; Petrol (20%), Seagull Hearts (10%) and the tears of a morbidly obese Fabio (70%).
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.
"Yay it's Mr Smith with the 'candy' again!"
"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio
"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio
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