Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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lessons-lessens

By process of learning less effort is required with experience.
by Hercolena Oliver October 22, 2008
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Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.
Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"
by finnrmyman November 09, 2023
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Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen
Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
by Cucumbro January 17, 2021
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Lesson plan

Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.
by Abcd0921 January 14, 2021
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e-lesson

when you don't need to go to school but you have depression
hey, how you doin?
i'm on my e-lesson.
oh, do you need antidepressants?
by Zesie October 21, 2020
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Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.
How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.
by Slick Lion November 16, 2015
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