laying an egg

to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.

by Solid Steak April 17, 2007

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laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.

"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."

by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005

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layin'

whatever is going on

Yo, man, what's layin'?
Not much, dude, s'layin' with you?

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019

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LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019

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Layyin

He is one horny ass nigga who always moans in class and wants to eat ramin.He will offer a bj to anyone and everyone. He’s gay and wants to fuck ramin all the time. Zayaan is his side chick. He’s ugly, sweaty, and always horny asf.

“Layyin wants ramin again, doesn’t he?” Zayaan sighed and left his house, drenched in the rain which was pouring down from above. Soon, moans were heard all around the neighborhood. ‘Yeah, they’re leaving me out’ he thought as tears streamed down his face and light sobs left his thin, pink lips.

by Layyinlvr69 May 22, 2022

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