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space launch system

huge ass rocket by nasa, uses 2 giant boosters and 4 weird small engines which shoot out hot gas and won't fly till like 2023
"So, sir, when do you expect the Space Launch System to launch?"

" "

"Ah, shit, here we go again."

Soft launch 

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.
I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.
Soft launch by Soft launcher November 19, 2021

Hot Launch

While a person is sleeping, put plastic wrap over their open mouth and defecate into their mouth.
At the party many hot launches were unloaded into the unsuspecting party goers.
Hot Launch by miss real October 30, 2008

soft launch 

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.
Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up

Edward: What did you do?

Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.
soft launch by brownie85 December 23, 2008

failure to launch 

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks
molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"
failure to launch by justin gib November 21, 2006

ass launch 

when someone gets it up the ass from a guy and afterward farts and some of it starts to drip slowly out of the rectum
She took it up the ass after taking some laxative and all of a sudden i see jizz dripping out!
ass launch by 08204 March 3, 2004