Lance

Tall Person That is Horrible at spelling

You spell like lance

by ChickenIsGood6969 March 7, 2019

Lance

A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context

“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”

by bootypringles September 15, 2019

lancing

being or acting intensely gay, as in Lance Bass

"I saw your brother lancing with his boyfriend"

by Taylor Cabassa August 20, 2006

Lance

a amazing football player on the chicago bears

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning

by her0vit September 8, 2007

Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.

"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"

by Idna September 9, 2008

Lance

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.

guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."

by artemis020 February 7, 2010