Lance
The realest clown around.
Lance
Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!
Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!
Lance by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020
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lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.
girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
lance by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020
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He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.
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Lance by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3
Lance by i.love.you.sm December 3, 2020
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Lance by LanceWorship January 10, 2021