Lance

Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)

"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"

by Pinkk_3[PS] March 26, 2020

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A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

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To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013

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being or acting intensely gay, as in Lance Bass

"I saw your brother lancing with his boyfriend"

by Taylor Cabassa August 20, 2006

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a amazing football player on the chicago bears

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning

by her0vit September 8, 2007

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lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.

"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"

by Idna September 9, 2008

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