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Kristian 

The most understated name in history, normally owned by only the most epically awesome, amazing, sexy, cultured, blunt, witty and intelligent people.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''

Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''
Kristian by Mornin'! September 16, 2010

khristina 

Theres only one. *drops mic*
Khristina tina beana
khristina by Hiighhonlife December 19, 2016

Kirstiana 

She so sweet, and kind, and pretty. Like.. Beyond the boundaries of beautiful. She's amazing. She's funny and cares way too much. She gets taken advantage of easily. Trust issues.
Boy 1: Wow, she's gorgeous.

Boy 2: Not even close compared to Kirstiana.
Damn krisian you're really beautiful
krisian by Yayeet9 November 12, 2018

Ku Klux Kristian 

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.

Kristina 

A name from the root 'Kristin', or from the original 'Christina' with a different spelling.

Meaning: Child of Christ, Follower of Christ.
I think I'll name her Kristina.
Kristina by Kristina K. January 12, 2008