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everybody loves kettlecorn

the phrase is commonly used as a code word meaning either "Get me out of here!" or "I can't tell you what I'm really trying to say because someone is with me that can't hear it."
Ex 1:
Friend 1: Everybody loves kettlecorn
Friend 2: Haha random but true, well we better be going, it's getting late.
Friend 3: Ok well I'll see you guys later.
Friend 1 to friend 2: Thanks so much for getting me out of there, I really hate that place.

Ex 2: **phone conversation**

Friend 1: So what is this huge secret you're keeping from your parents?
Friend 2: Everybody loves kettlecorn.
Friend 1: You're parents are near by?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 1: You can tell me later.
by bones543210 July 22, 2010
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Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.
It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!
by Cargavimey June 24, 2006
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Tea Kettle

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)
Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.
by Kendrick Paulson May 7, 2010
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kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!
I so kettled, I cant stand up
by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004
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kettle

Rural drudges, no class, slovenly, aversive to hard work, dim as a used up bulb. The Kettles were originally a family portrayed in American comic films in the 1940s and '50s (the first was "The Egg And I", portraying life on a chicken / egg farm, the last "The Kettles on Old Macdonald's Farm".) In the first movie, the slow-thinking and lazy Pa and Ma Kettle, with their fifteen children, win a tobacco slogan writing contest and get a modern house with electronic gadgetry they can not fathom. Today, the term is occasionally used to describe an uncouth dufus, a rude lout, someone who completely ignores politeness and common knowledge, someone who might act like an unschooled, ignorant rural clod.
These kettles boarded the plane and proceeded to place their infant in the overhead baggage bin, as he spit tobacco juice on the aisle carpet.
by JDiver May 15, 2010
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Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."
by ToeBang August 30, 2016
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tea kettle name

A nickname given to someone, usually in reference to an explosion or eruption of some sort. This also relates to the one who has been given the nickname's impulse to have a temper tantrum
1: Oh, hey Geyser
2: Oh, is that my new tea kettle name?
1: Yes.
2: Why, you little...
by extraterrestrialTerror February 26, 2019
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