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Knacker Talc

Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!
After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'

In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006
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Knacker

See that cunt there? Yeah he's a knacker and a half that lad
by Humorous Sombrero May 21, 2018
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Knacker Snacker

One who enjoys sucking another persons balls. A Chode Muncher.
"By Jove Nicholls!! She was the best Knacker Snacker a gentleman could possibly ask for"!!
by Befferson 2 April 27, 2014
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Peeing your knickers

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.
Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.
by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019
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knicker sticker

A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.

Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.

Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?

Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
by YvesII October 5, 2006
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Porridge Knickers

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.
I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.
by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010
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french knickers

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.
During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
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