Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.
Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.
by MightyQuin78 April 24, 2021
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Clifton-Kilt

Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania
Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash
by Whitetrashero September 12, 2021
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Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.
"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."
by alone.ranger July 29, 2021
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Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
by loggernamy August 07, 2021
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kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
by scobberlotch April 07, 2011
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Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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