Kieler

The cutest and most amazing person who like to go and chill with tari and ashley. he loves to be flirty.

man have you seen that boy kieler? he is so dang sexy

by Fiesty_girl(: April 22, 2011

Kiefer Sutherlands

The combination of smoking a "kiefer" bowl (smoking a weed bowl topped with kief. )and taking a shot of various alcohols in the process and the blowing out the smoke. Shooting "Kiefer Sutherlands" pays tribute to the great Jack Bauer of 24 and incompasses all the necessary ingredients to get muther fuckin crunked. Kiefer Sutherlands are done in "sets" of "3", the necessary amount to achieve a comfortable state of "crunkness"(and I have no medical proof to back that, just experience)
ENJOY THE GRAVEYARD!

I did a set of Kiefer Sutherlands last night and I got really fucked up... man I love that guy

by Dave G-bard February 3, 2006

kisser

your mouth

I would like nothing else then to hit my sposed friend right in the kisser.

by fruit of the loom April 16, 2004

Tennessee Kisser

During a threesome, the man puts his balls in one girls mouth and then the second girl slaps the ball sucker in the face as hard as she can. This results in the ball sac being stretched through the teeth and tightening around the balls, which can't escape the mouth because of the teeth. The sensation is painful and sickening if sober, but while incredibly drunk and horny it's fuckin awesome. Also makes great pictures.

Matt was so drunk and horny last night he forced his mom and his sister to give him a Tennessee Kisser... but I don't know if that's why he didn't show up to work today Boss.

by Korvyn July 20, 2006

kiefer

A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.

"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue

"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer

by kittykatluver June 13, 2009

burnt kisser

Slang for a person (usually a woman) with an ugly face.

Man she has a really hot body, too bad about her burnt kisser.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

kiefer

kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver

wow they’re a kiefer!

by willy boi October 19, 2019