salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 5, 2010

keppel

A word to describe a person that is fucking ncie with it.

A white person who is very fast

He was keppel, he was fast. did you seem him beat all the black kids in the race?!

by Zero5 August 30, 2006

kipperknees

Weird space alien of female origin. Drum & base whore who eats mung beans on Sundays. She's phat like ya muvva.

Neeeiiigh!!! Gee up Kipperknees!

by Ms jalien March 3, 2005

kipper

A word used by the Scots that is slang for idiot or fuck. The more you use the word the funnier it will be.

"Mate, I burnt your toast"
"You are a fucking kipper

by costuntoro21 December 23, 2014

Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013

Kippered

UK English. Drunk, high, hungover or generally messed up in anyway. Injured.

Man I feel kippered tonight.

I got well kippered last night.

by MrKipper October 9, 2020

kippers

Short for:

K ids

I?

?????
anyway, it just means grown ups who still live with there parents.

The British comedy "My Family" has a kipper in it.

by Na January 24, 2004