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Kill me with a katana

literally just slice me up with a katana

(large sword)

"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"

often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die
"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"
by ferdakatanalmao April 15, 2017
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katana

An overrused, overrated form of sword.

Sure, they're pretty, and sure, they can work, but they're not the best. Anime and pop-culture are only using them for the former; because Anime is japanese, so are katanas, that's justified, but the runoff of Anime is spilling into pop-culture leading people to believe that the katana is the best form of sword in the known universe. This is why I hate fads.

Opinions aside, the Katana is a gently curved blade, single-edged, which lacks a large crossguard, but does have some form of guard between the hilt and blade. It, like the european bastard sword, may be used in one OR two hands, and it was traditionally used by the Samurai.

Please, before you create a character for Role Playing, or buy a sword, consider your options, and open your mind to other swords.
"The Samurai had a katana."

"I'm not fond of katanas, I prefer a nice, simple longsword."
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Katarax

Double meaning
Katarax
1.When you cant see out of your eye due to too many ejaculations to the retinas
(757,VA slang)
2.What one says before throwing a weak punch to build up chi
1.Girl 1:Hey stacy
Stacy:Who said that is that you girl 1?I can see because i was out with my boyfriend and have received katarax.

2.Man 1 gets punched mega hard by man 2
Man 2 says hit me back to be fair.Man 1 replies "Katarax" and kncks man 2s ass out
by Midgeman March 4, 2009
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Katamari Damacy

The most kick ass game ever. The name actually isn't Japanese, but is a misspelling of "Calamari Democracy", which is English for "government based on squids".

The story is fascinating. The King of All Cosmos (or in other words, God) gets drunk one nights and eats all the stars. In an attempt to fix things before his wife gets back, he calls up his bastard son Prince(you) and tells him to go down to Earth and roll up anything he can find(including children)into a ball, which will then be compressed into a star. The King of All Cosmos is sometimes not impressed with your hard work and will yell at you and make you cry as you lay ready to die from exhaustion.
The King also throws up rainbows and thinks all of your cousins are disturbing.
Why, it's your cousin Mel! Are you still married to Janet? How disturbing.

ROYAL RAINBOW!
by The Zookeeper August 28, 2005
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roll you up in a katamari

When you love someone so much, you never want to let them go
Oh man, you are adorable. I just want to roll you up in a katamari!
by Summah February 8, 2006
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katama

Literally the sweetest girl ever.
This name can be traced to Katama, a beautiful place on the island of Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts. If it can be from anywhere else I would love to know! Anyway, on to the girl. Katama is a bubbly personality and has no time for your crap. She only has friends she wants and will be hesitant to mess with the format of her squad. She is normally on the smaller side and loves to dress trendy and nicely. Everyone, young and old, love to be around Katama. She is extremely caring and loves babies and children. Katama is a great friend and you will benefit from knowing her.
Girl1: hey have you met Katama
Girl2: yes!! She helped me when I fell off my bike, that’s how we met

-Scenerio 2
Boy1: Oml Katama is so nice! She invited all her friends - including me- to this huge party on Saturday! Are you coming?
Boy2: no... I don’t think she wants anything to do with me.. probably becuase I pushed her friend off a bike.
by Ispendtoomuchtimeonline December 29, 2017
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Katayah

Most wonderful person you will ever meet, she is loving caring and a great mother, she will never let you down and will rather shed her own tears so she doesn't have to see yours. If you are lucky enough to meet a woman named katayah dont let her go, keep her as a friend, because she will be there for life!
Hey, katayah, thanks for helping me thru my "at home problems" .
by Sayshaggy December 18, 2018
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