jello monster

A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.

OMG, Becky, look at his butt. He is SUCH a jello monster.

by lizlynnakinn December 16, 2008

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

Jelle

The Jelle is an amphibious lizard creature often found around swimming pools. Can run very fast, but, contrary to popular belief, is extremely slow in the water, having to take regular breaks to regain energy.

'Jelle?'

'JELLEEEEE'

by XxXsnelle420jelle69XxX April 18, 2017

Jello Biafra

the man. he is so awesome, it almost hurts

"Jello Biafra has exteremely amusing political arguments"

by Jackie the PUNK July 6, 2003

jello feet

someone who is really clumsy or has trouble walking when under the influence.

Damn, that girl got some mad jello feet.

by ariatie January 22, 2008

jell jockey

A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis.

Peter Watts advertises himself as a failed jell jockey, for he had tried running plasmids and failed.

by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space April 2, 2008