by American Werewolf in Sweden November 06, 2013
Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.
by MatBarne November 23, 2011
Conversational form, in which the participants compete to see who has experienced the most extreme sadness and misery.
by Daniel Pearson July 21, 2005
when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification
pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
by hootn April 07, 2006
I wang joust you for your cookie.
by Jesus July 13, 2004
by triplekinks April 26, 2006
Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go of their hand.
by Lord of the Joust October 09, 2005