Chicken jousting

Jousting with chickens.
Throw the chickens as a sport.

"Did you see that guy chicken jousting?"

by 11f33red January 5, 2014

woe jousting

Conversational form, in which the participants compete to see who has experienced the most extreme sadness and misery.

The new acquaintances were woe jousting over a beer.

by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005

Ghetto Jousting

Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.

Marty did some Ghetto Jousting against Tyrone.

by MatBarne November 22, 2011

Boner Jousting

when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification

pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"

by hootn July 22, 2008

Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 12, 2004

boner joust

When two people fight only using their erections.

I am the boner jousting champion.

by triplekinks May 8, 2006

finger jousting

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go of their hand.

Dude, www.fingerjoust.com is the shiznit! It's all about finger jousting.

by Lord of the Joust October 9, 2005