Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.
1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
by Riven Main 420 June 22, 2017
1) n: A term used to define a heated internet argument; usually results in both sides having extremely rustled jimmies.
2) v: A term used to describe the act of rustling internet users' jimmies; another word for trolling.
2) v: A term used to describe the act of rustling internet users' jimmies; another word for trolling.
"Look at these two guys jimmie jousting. Surely this won't end well."
"Hey Andy, wanna go jimmie jousting? I bet we can really rustle some jimmies today."
"Hey Andy, wanna go jimmie jousting? I bet we can really rustle some jimmies today."
by RunsWithBoars January 16, 2015
Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.
by MatBarne November 23, 2011
Conversational form, in which the participants compete to see who has experienced the most extreme sadness and misery.
by Daniel Pearson July 21, 2005
when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification
pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
by hootn April 07, 2006
I wang joust you for your cookie.
by Jesus July 13, 2004
by triplekinks April 26, 2006