Jose

A gorgeous Cuban man who shines like a star. Having the most contagious & sexy smile. Alluring and captivating. He can be either your best friend or your worst enemy. He has a heart of gold and means well. You will never catch "Jose" because he enjoys his life very much on the open road. Very much a free spirit and being out in the open. If you ever "catch" Jose well you will be THE LUCKIEST girl on this planet.
You two won't last, he's a "Jose"
by crzylatinchick April 22, 2011
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Jose

Jose is a person who will leave you in bed because of his big fat dick he normally has a dropped trucks and has lots of tachuache friends
What droppe you got cuzz Jose fucked me last week and my pussy still hurts
by Jose$$ March 25, 2019
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Jose

My little puta from Mexico. Hes very retarded. I love him tho. He is a druggie little cunt ass bitch fuck dick. I love him
Jose: fack

Me: Jose!
by Littlecanadabotch August 8, 2019
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Jose

A common name for mexicans with a huge weenis
That guy is a total jose
by Tebajolospanties October 29, 2019
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Jose

The name all Mexican niggas have
Person: Jose
Millions of people: Que?
by Whats9plus10 February 20, 2015
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Jose

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Jose with three girls around his arm.

How is Jose good looking and smart at the same time?.
by tdkrbmar November 30, 2017
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Jose

Jose is a hot, sexy, and charming kid in your school you would love to go out with but some are stupid and will literlly just be intrested in your body not your beauty
If anybody ever calls you ugly you could use a great comeback and say excuse me im not a mirror

I know this is not about the name jose but its fun
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