n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).
Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.
by ciabrat November 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.
by J. Seeley July 25, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan: An amazing kisser, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, best to cuddle with, sexy, kind, caring, big heart, happy, funny, fun loving, loves God.. his family..girlfriend..and friends, someone you can't live without, utterly good looking and has the luckiest girlfriend ever because she is so totally blessed to have such an amazing man in her life. There is no one like him. He is one of a kind, a true gem! Once you meet him you'll fall in love with this prince charming from the South!
Someone I cannot live without. I love you babe!
Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
by ajack555 October 12, 2013
Get the Jordanmug. An extremely nice, talented guy who'll have your back till the day you die. Always loved and protects his true lover!
A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.
Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!
A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.
Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!
by Skyeskyeskye November 6, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. by Official-Notary: Nite March 25, 2009
Get the no jordansmug. Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.
Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
by The One Ring November 5, 2012
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a man with a heart of gold. Sometimes with a beard and these eyes that will consume you. He is Very handsome, sweet and loving. Jordan is one of the most talented people you will ever meet and he gives everything he is passionate about his all. Jordan is amazing in the bed, always making sure the female gets off before he does. He will always be there for you if you need him. A Jordan wears his heart on his sleeve and for that he is hurt often. He may seem shy at first but is actually very outgoing and hilarious. He may have made mistakes in his past, but he has used them to grow and learn. I fell in love with a Jordan once and let him get away. If you ever catch a Jordan do not let him go.
Beard tattoos lover
Beard tattoos lover
Girl 1: Damn girl, all these Niggas be playin I need a real man.
Girl 2: Sounds like you need a Jordan.
Girl 2: Sounds like you need a Jordan.
by Go!Sharks! May 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.