(girl definition)
She's just great, smart, funny, probably good at dancing too. She will not accept compliments because growing up she was bullied badly, probably by one of her closest friends too. She's sensitive and understanding, the perfect shoulder to cry on. She romanticizes nearly everything, but that isn't all that bad. she tries really hard in school even though she's prone to procrastinate. She tries her hardest to be a leader but usually falls back, unless she's really frustrated by something.
She's just great, smart, funny, probably good at dancing too. She will not accept compliments because growing up she was bullied badly, probably by one of her closest friends too. She's sensitive and understanding, the perfect shoulder to cry on. She romanticizes nearly everything, but that isn't all that bad. she tries really hard in school even though she's prone to procrastinate. She tries her hardest to be a leader but usually falls back, unless she's really frustrated by something.
by jesunkim June 21, 2019
n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).
Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.
by ciabrat November 22, 2019
Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.
by J. Seeley July 25, 2011
Jordan: An amazing kisser, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, best to cuddle with, sexy, kind, caring, big heart, happy, funny, fun loving, loves God.. his family..girlfriend..and friends, someone you can't live without, utterly good looking and has the luckiest girlfriend ever because she is so totally blessed to have such an amazing man in her life. There is no one like him. He is one of a kind, a true gem! Once you meet him you'll fall in love with this prince charming from the South!
Someone I cannot live without. I love you babe!
Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
by ajack555 October 12, 2013
An extremely nice, talented guy who'll have your back till the day you die. Always loved and protects his true lover!
A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.
Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!
A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.
Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!
by Skyeskyeskye November 06, 2016
by Official-Notary: Nite March 26, 2009
Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.
Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
by The One Ring November 06, 2012