Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.

What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022

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johnathan<3

the name of the most amazing person in the world. he’s so kind. if you ever met him, you’d instantly fall in love. he would be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

person 1: “isn’t that johnathan<3 ?”

person 2: “yes! he is so amazing”

by bella.marie5922 May 17, 2022

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johnathan

an asshole

"dude, Johnathan is such an asshole, I've tried to help her through her problems but she is ruining my fucking life!" -some jellie roleplayer

by not twisty :p December 27, 2021

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Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

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