Boris Johnson

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

by D Rixx October 18, 2008

Boris Johnson

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.

British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

by TheCrusader1296 July 2, 2020

aaron taylor johnson

(n.) the hottest man ever
(adj.) used to describe someone who needs to divorce their wife

1. Have you seen Avengers 2? Aaron Taylor Johnson made me cream my pants!

2. I don't know about your partner man I think you're an Aaron Taylor Johnson.

by 1980PSION May 6, 2021

Boris Johnson

A cunt

Boris Johnson is a cunt

by Fckborisjohnson July 24, 2019

Boris Johnson

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain

Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.

by Angus the cock sucker October 19, 2019

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

Matthew Johnson

Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.

Girl one "Did you see that?"

Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"

Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D

by SavvyGoesRawr August 29, 2010