by Philad February 1, 2010
Get the Johned mug.A cute amazing girl. She tends to be very sweet and gorgeous. But when she’s mad SHES MAD. She tends to be blonde with blue or green eyes. Jocee has a great personality and tends to cheer people up. She’s a amazing girlfriend and she loves to feel loved just as much as she loves you.
by Name-meanings1 March 28, 2019
Get the Jocee mug.An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone
I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!
by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020
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by RataPequna October 6, 2020
Get the Johel mug.The JoHoez, or what fanzombies call them, the Jonas Brothers, is a stupid rock band made up of 3 faggots named Dick, Hoe, and Pevin.
These faggots have done a lot of shit to mess up the world.
First, they have made thousands of little girls obsessed with their gay ass voices and made them "dumb in the head".
Second, they, along with the other hundreds of stupid disney stars, have ruined and made gone CLASSIC DISNEY. You know, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and other good shows.
Third, they have caused internet war and madness. Currently, there is a fight between fangirls and haters hosted by the stupid video site YouTube in which every day, hundreds of stupid little girls comment on the JoHoe page hoping they got on and read their comments.
What they don't know, though, is that they actually don't even know how to use a computer, much less the interwebz. The people who DO log on is their parents and representatives.
So still, till this day, the war rages on. The JoHoez will have to die one day though, whether it be from diabeetus or AIDS from having group sex with Hannah Montana
These faggots have done a lot of shit to mess up the world.
First, they have made thousands of little girls obsessed with their gay ass voices and made them "dumb in the head".
Second, they, along with the other hundreds of stupid disney stars, have ruined and made gone CLASSIC DISNEY. You know, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and other good shows.
Third, they have caused internet war and madness. Currently, there is a fight between fangirls and haters hosted by the stupid video site YouTube in which every day, hundreds of stupid little girls comment on the JoHoe page hoping they got on and read their comments.
What they don't know, though, is that they actually don't even know how to use a computer, much less the interwebz. The people who DO log on is their parents and representatives.
So still, till this day, the war rages on. The JoHoez will have to die one day though, whether it be from diabeetus or AIDS from having group sex with Hannah Montana
Those fucking JoHoez are getting on my nerves...
The JoHoez like to masturbate
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Have you ever heard of the jonas brothers terrible music?
-yeah, they make my ears bleed like crazy.
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The JoHoez like to masturbate
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Have you ever heard of the jonas brothers terrible music?
-yeah, they make my ears bleed like crazy.
faggots
by JoHoez December 16, 2008
Get the JoHoez mug.Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare
by Yung birdman December 5, 2013
Get the johnessa mug.A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.
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