Johanese

Johanese is a strong, wiling, and compassionate type of person. He has a very delicate past since he got rejected most of the time but he gets stronger every time.

He has a very unique personality, approachable and intelligent. People with this name makes jokes that are corny, ones that only they laugh at and understand. Johanese exemplifies the most annoying traits of a man.

"Johanese is a clown, you don't need to go to a circus."
"He's so stiff, he must be Johanese."

by supercalifragilisticexpie December 5, 2021

Johannis

A common misspelling of the name "Johansson".

"OMG have you seen Scarlet Johannis in the latest movie?"
"Ooh yes that's my favourite Asian actress!"

by joshthatsbetterthanjy December 16, 2021

Johannis

Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.

Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.

by she, he and milton March 25, 2022

Johansel

short,loving,kind has a large cock

I had johansel in bead he was soo good

by Wilson pitsburg March 3, 2022

johanns schwester

Someone everyone has fucked

Someone: deine mutter
Someone: johanns schwester

by Deine ma October 31, 2022

Johalism

Johalism (n) is an occurring phenomenon when a person speaks like johal.

He was inflicted with johalism.

by Goofyahhuncle March 4, 2023

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024