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Bungee Jelquing

Bungee Jelquing is the act of letting yourself hang from your ceiling/elevated surface from an industrial grade bungee cord, wrapped around your penis tip. Doing this will effectively tear many segments of the shaft's tissue, causing your penis to grow back longer than before after healing.
Graham: Dude, I think bungee jelquing is paying off, i've gained four inches in the last year!

Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
by sigmagoonmaxxer June 4, 2024
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cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus
"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"
by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025
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Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal
Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postmanlooks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”
by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024
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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
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Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
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