Jeffic

That act of destroying something for logistical purposes because you have no damn clue what you’re doing. This is most predominately displayed at Apple by COO Jeff Williams and VP Evans Hankey.

The act of not getting rid of the iMac chin is a Jeffic decision.

by sfgjbkdl;ga May 13, 2021

Jeffica

When you get a meaningful tattoo and the tattoo artist free hands the Calligraphy and just ruins it completely.

When you see your tattoo for the first time and it says jeffica not jessica and every laughs at you and life falls apart!

by Moderndayrobinhood100 August 15, 2021

Jeffica

the best name ever omfg if someone has this name give them a big smooch

Person 1: Is your name Jeffica!??!
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Omg you're so cool!!!

by joooooooooooooob March 2, 2022

Jaffing

Laughing and masturbating at the same time, and then ejaculation occurs.

Man, last night's jaffing was the bomb!

by OG BR4D January 29, 2015

Jeffies

The dingle berries that accumulate on ass hair after one has neglected basic hygiene for an extended period of time.

I've got a bad case of the jeffies, feels bad man.

by Hesanitalianguy July 13, 2018

jeffing

the act of masturbating while using your own vomit as lubricant.

Dude, i jeff so much, i just got done jeffing and i need to jeff again.

by speedy_kingman March 6, 2011

jeffing

section 8 slang- means "swingin on these nuts" or kissing ass.

you strait jeffin' my nigga- keep yo stupid tricks in tha traila.

by dave-o April 4, 2005