jizz machine

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.

Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.

by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009

jizz warrior

Somebody who may, from time to time, annoy a certain individual

Goliath: David, I want you to fuck off in the not too distant future, you fucking jizz warrior!

by AlexGdizzle March 10, 2008

jizz wall wiper

Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp

Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck

by Dklc23 November 21, 2013

jizz pilot

One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen

Carlos was a masterfull jizz pilot, he always hit his mark.

by lil'Bucky Sloshberg July 1, 2006

Jizzax

To relax while jerking it.

"yo man, i'm gonna go jizzax"

by Jissee April 21, 2008

jizz hanky

When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.

1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz hanky !!!
2. Brad: Dude, what's that white shit on your nose ?
Pete: WTF?? I blew a jizz hanky ??!?!!

by menuuzer January 12, 2009

Jizz Prism

Dried semen left in the urethra after sexual intercourse, which causes forked pee by diverting the pee stream in two directions.

After I came in my buddy Shawn, I used the resulting jizz prism to pee in both of his eyes at once.

by BethsGonnaGetcha January 8, 2011