There’s Jax pulling up in his shitbox
by The glorious September 25, 2025
Get the Jax mug.Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.
Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better
An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better
An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”
Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”
Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
by Ratownlivin August 20, 2018
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Get the Jax off mug.Sidekick of James Bond that lived a secluded life in Georgia. Never really achieved the same amount of fame as his counterpart.. However, he is now suffering from Superhero Syndrome in which he believes he is constantly on a mission. One may never recognize him due to his lack of costume and secrecy about his identity.
Weaknesses Include but are not limited to:
Spilling Beer, attempting to move unmovable objects.
Weaknesses Include but are not limited to:
Spilling Beer, attempting to move unmovable objects.
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