Jasper

A man who only knows how to solve a pyraminx and is also Arabic

Hi, I'm Jasper. I'm from the Middle East

by Qwertz Is Cool Nobody is Dumb September 17, 2019

Jasper

When you need more than 1 roll of toilet paper after taking a shit, you've pulled a Jasper.

Person 1: Did you liked your kebab last night?
Person 2: No i didn't, it gave me a Jasper.
Person 1: Auwchh..

by Pitbull_123 June 15, 2011

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

Jasper

Someone with a big round buttocks usually height challenged and light skin

Man #1 "yo did you just see her ass bruh"

Man #2 "yea bruh she had the Jasper

by klark kent July 24, 2014

Jasper

To bite the head of a dick off.

His dog jasperd him

by JakeH434 July 2, 2009

jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

by Jasonater March 15, 2010

Jasperate

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

by Honest Dave February 11, 2009