Jar Jar Binks

THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid

*the duel*

gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try

1 year later

gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*

anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him

by Thedeadmemelord February 22, 2020

Jar Jar Binks

ONE BIG FUCKING MORON!

Me-sa like-a to slit me-sa throat! Jay!

George Lucas is an idiot for trying to make more money off his trillion dollar Star Wars Trilogy.

This pre-trilogy garbage is nothing more then drawing in pathetic Star Wars fans to listen to douchebags like Jar Jar spew his retarded dialouge on screen.

DIE JAR JAR DIE!

What's wrong with you George Lucas you crackhead?

by Jar-Jar Binks must die January 3, 2005

Jarred

A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.

That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.

by Kangaruse February 13, 2010

Jarring

an open mouth stare

"Why were you jarring at my junk last night bro??"

by swagaholic29 November 19, 2011

Jarred

the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.

"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"

by brittanybitch January 4, 2010

jar

A slang or short term for jerk.

jark=jerk
jark-k=jar

My brother is a jar. If I said jerk he would tell on my.

by Andy May 13, 2005

Jar Jar Binxin'

That person who is 6'4", 130 pounds, walks without balance, straight up goof ball, airhead, tree trunks for legs... Jar Jar Binxin.

Yo check this chick straight Jar Jar Binxin'... I'm gonna need a go go gadget tip to stamp that forehead!

by smither614 April 28, 2009