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Jaime is the lord of stick bugs. This motherfucker dick is so humongous that he can use it as a sword. Jaime usually sleeps at 9 p.m. because his cock takes all his energy alway. One of Jaime is most known achievements is when Jaime killed 10 nazis using only the tip of his penis. When Jaime sleeps, his dingdong crates a gravity camp that can catch even a 12912841 mile alway woman. You should always take care of your Jaime and his penis, because his dick is so big, that can be confused with his own body.
Omg, Jaime's dick looks like an Dark Souls GreatSword
Jaime by lightskinasshole November 29, 2021
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jaime is the fakest bitch you’ll ever meet, such a two faced rat.
PERSON 1: yo who’s that?

PERSON 2: oh it’s that fake bitch, jaime
jaime by butthole4ever March 5, 2022
A guy that's so lonely but doesn't know what he wants from a girl. He's got cute pink lips, big brown eyes, and long hair. One look and you'll want to start undressing but the danger is that he's emotionally unstable. On the outside, he acts like he wants a relationship but behind closed doors, he'll just want hookups in his young years. He's hard-working and has a tongue that works wonders.
L: OMG that guy is so cute!!
M: Right? Only issue is he's emotionally unavailable, such a JAIME.
Jaime by prettybxtchmama March 12, 2022
Jaime is the realest nigga you can meet he is amazing if you ever meet a jaime say hes a bitch and he will OTAY.
Guy:Jaime your a bitch
Jaime:OTAYYYYYY
Jaime by Realbeaner June 8, 2022
Jaime is the best nigga out there if you find a jaime in your life fuck him he will say yes.
Guy:Jaime wanna fuck
Jaime:OKAYYYY
Jaime by Realbeaner June 8, 2022
A really major gay fag.
Someone: That guy Jaime is so fruity.
Jaime by begeususua August 28, 2022
Heez a Jaime.
Jaime by WeaverNipSuck September 2, 2022