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jarface

another way of referring the the most elite fighting force on the planet, the USMC. Derived from the word jarhead. fantastic four, steak, and a small amount of peas.
by Joe Algebra January 16, 2008
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jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects
John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.
by Wingster January 12, 2009
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Jaffray

The amount of time and effort that is being put into a "decent" blow job.
Matt: WOW! That girls mouth sure looks like she dominated that Jaffray. Those DSL's must be KING!!!

Sami: Alrighty Boys!!! Who's Next?!

Mike: It's MY TURN!

Edwin: NO! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD HER FIRST JACKASS!

Sami: I LaLaLa Looooove to give Fallacio!
by TheUltimateGardenState March 8, 2010
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jaffad

If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.
person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.
by annie_bpants January 31, 2007
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Jafar

I love Jafar
by Tomatoesrgood July 26, 2019
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jafaican

Jafaican is a dialect of English becoming more common in London's West End, within the tradition boundaries of the Cockney dialect: within the sound of the Bow bells and is slowly replacing Cockney. Jafaican is a mixture of English, Jamaican, West Indian and Indian language elements.
Some Jafaican, for you reading pleasure:

Safe, man. You lookin buff in dem low batties. Dey's sick, man. Me? I'm just jammin wid me bruds. Dis my yard, innit? Is nang, you get me? No? What ends you from then?

Jafaican is the British ebonics.
by SLCpunk May 2, 2006
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jaffaholic

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006
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