jack off

when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.

noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot

by Olivia July 19, 2004

jacking-off

To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.

Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

jack-off

Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.

by AdamH April 14, 2005

Jacking off

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016

jack off

to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around

I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it

by Anonymous October 29, 2002

jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

by GuidoPosse69 February 06, 2005

Jack-off

A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.

Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!

Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.

Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!

Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.

Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.

by mondo270 May 23, 2010