Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

yellow jackin

Jacking of with a condom to protect yourself from getting pregnant

Me - Aye mum is was just beating my dick, but don't worry i was yellow jackin
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?

by Jeremy careswell May 26, 2018

snackin and jackin

“snackin” (smooching on yo gal) and “jackin” (jackin yo boys dickle)

Jake: “Hey Jasmine what’d you do with your husband this weekend?”
Jasmine: “Just snackin and jackin my dude”

by Yo Boi Pablo April 24, 2018

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).

I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.

by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017

Jackin it

The action of a chad stroking his enormous chodester. Pog

Brendon was jackin it.

by CurbStompingBabies69420 August 4, 2020

Jackin

When you say you’re going to do something as simple as hanging out with your friends and then don’t.

Cooper was jackin tonight on hanging with us.

by Nerd Neck August 6, 2020