J.A.L.

The initials of my male friend that is the sexiest, most lovable, and a DAMN GOD IN BED. This man knows how to please a woman in bed, has more sex drive than anyone I have ever met. Wish I could have him all to myself for a week. Love this guy

(J.A.L.) is a sex god .

by StefWhaley82 March 5, 2026

J.A.R.V.I.S

J.A.R.V.I.S. is a fictional character voiced by Paul Bettany in the Marvel Cinematic Universe film franchise, based on the Marvel Comics characters Edwin Jarvis and H.O.M.E.R., respectively, the household butler of the Stark family and another AI designed by Stark and used a lot in memes.

"J.A.R.V.I.S. He's with Yakub. Send him to Vrilville."

by TheChudster October 31, 2025

T.J.A.G

T.J.A.G is a federal law enforcement agency with headquarters located in a certain region of Australia, and has more than 20 members throughout Australia. The group was established in 2007, solely to suppress the one we dare not name. Today, the agency is managed by two of the most elite special forces personel to carry out a single mission to protect humanity as we know it.

T.J.A.G - "Providing a better future"

by Admin8524 September 3, 2011

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

P.J.A.P

Stands for Persian-Jewish American Princess. PJAP's are known for being overly bitchy, getting whatever they want whenever they want, wearing expensive clothing and jewelry, and participants in attention whoring, much like the more well-known Ashkenazi JAPs from Manhattan. Most of them have parents who left Iran after the revolution in 1979 and will most likely support US-Israeli-lead regime change in Iran. Can be found in Beverly Hills as well as many other places in West LA, the Fairfax District, Calabasas, Woodland Hills, Encino, Tarzana, and all over the campuses of UCLA and CSUN.

Jasmin is a real P.J.A.P. She demanded her boyfriend spend $1000 on their first date!

Liora the P.J.A.P. always remembers to make sure that the prices of the clothes and jewelry she buys far exceed the prices of the clothing of her friends.

Roxana is a huge P.J.A.P. as she is a bitch to everyone she knows.

by nineotwooneo July 8, 2009

F.I.G.J.A.M.

FCUK I'M GOOD, JUST ASK ME - australian slang term for person known for big noting themselves constantly

that (insert name here) is such a F.I.G.J.A.M.

by swinehunte August 28, 2006

N.I.N.J.A.

No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese.

Can be found:
- with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V.
- At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp.
- Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.

Man I almost feel sorry for Jack. The man has become a bloody N.I.N.J.A. since the whole bleach 'accident'.

by Matt_Decker May 7, 2008