/:J

An emoticon that depicts a person smirking with an eyebrow raised, like the Dreamworks face every character uses. It can mean; smugness, scoffing at another's comment, or a self-satisfied patronizing face. It can also be used when you don't know what the hell the other person is talking about. Also used for sarcasm.
Person 1:"Dude that song sucks! It's annoying as hell!"

Person 2:"What? This song is awesome."

Person 1:"Try listening to (some obscure band you've never heard of)".

Person 2: Oooooook /:J.
by JSHT March 14, 2011
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When hiring someone through online apps such as social media platforms!
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The "Douchegrin". Used properly when stating something douche-like. May cause explosion of the jugular vein leading to death.
Phil: Your such a douche bro.
Tony: :j
Phil: AISFJAPSODHFRWHIERH.
by OioiAyeAye January 18, 2011
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by thesters July 18, 2008
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Similar to a smile :) But a very cheeky one :j
Also known as a goofy smile, a grin. Similar to trollface, but not nearly as intense.

Appropriate for when you say or do something sly.
Also good for when cracking a dumb joke.
A: What's brown and sticky?
B: Uhhg...poop?
A: A stick
B: ...
A: :j
by MrOhyeahson July 21, 2011
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i see you have a fresh pair of J's on .....yeah they the new six rings
by 4-X October 24, 2010
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1. the act of making a jump shot in a game of basketball while another player desperately jumps in a flailing effort to contest/block the shot; derived from Michael Jordan's greatest shot, thus being called the "j" because of his last initial.

2. j's: jesus' basketball shoes.

3. a joint of marijuana.

3... 2... 1 !!!!!!! THE BULLS WIN! that nikka got J'd!!!

i just got a fresh pair of j's from footlocker.

yo homez, pass the fawkin j already damn!
by yoer mohm February 22, 2007
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