independent toe

when your big toe can point like a finger to things and you can pick everything up with it.

very handy
person 1: ew is that a chode
person 2: no its charleys independent toe
by taste of her iridocyclitis September 12, 2015
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The Independence School

The Independence School is located in Newark, Delaware. It is inhabited by a large amount of preps, yet a small preportion of them are punks. The teachers seem to take the side of the preps due to them looking like they are interested in school. Many of the preppy kids move onto another VERY preppy school. Tatnall. If you do not like preps i advise you not to take one step in either of these schools or you will be very disgusted.
Yo, do u go to Mckean(punk school)
No way. Can't u tell I go to Independence by the way I dress?
by anonymous March 23, 2005
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Independence Day

The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.
1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."
by ogdajuiceman July 03, 2010
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Independent Journalist

Another name for someone who is unemployed and still lives at home in the basement with his mother. Usually has a criminal record, and is “working on a story”, the topic of which he/she doesn’t know and never gets published. They just like to cause problems.
Hey man, you are harassing, and arguing with these people, do you need some help? Nah man, I’m an independent journalist working on a story.
by Steady Teddy March 17, 2023
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Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.
by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010
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Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??
by hindsightman March 10, 2006
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