Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.
"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"
HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!
HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!
by G428377 August 06, 2010
Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.
I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.
She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
by TheFrias November 03, 2013
Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.
She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!
by Mo Dixley August 10, 2005
by chHAad January 17, 2021
When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.
examples:
"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"
"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"
by Invasian June 12, 2009
by Art Webb 1986 November 09, 2003
"Bed head was a popular hair style in the late 90's."
"It's not a cowlick, it's the result of bed head."
"It's not a cowlick, it's the result of bed head."
by Breseis April 08, 2006