When you ejaculate onto a woman's (or man's) face and proceed to throw sand at them so it sticks to their head.
by desertrain August 4, 2008
Get the desert rainmug. Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.
by Snake January 16, 2005
Get the desert eaglemug. a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.
Also known as 'just deserts.'
Also known as 'just deserts.'
Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.
by JustDeserts November 26, 2010
Get the desert theorymug. That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
Get the Desert assmug. by J Chasky July 25, 2006
Get the Desert Cockmug. A desert nine is when someone has a mask over half their face, so you can not tell if the person is physically attractive or not. Only when the mask is taken off can you judge the individuals pure beauty.
Brian: Yo is that new girl Stacy in your group for Econ?
Steve: Yeah can’t tell if she’s hot or not, she’s a desert nine.
Steve: Yeah can’t tell if she’s hot or not, she’s a desert nine.
by Michael2323 April 13, 2022
Get the Desert Ninemug. "Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"
by Cailliop August 26, 2017
Get the Desert bluffsmug.