Buffet in bed 

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

Buffet in bed by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in Bed by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

Shit in Bed!! 

This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.

1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me

Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!

2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!

Shit in Bed!! by Wilfyisaboatthat February 20, 2021

flip in bed 

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine

"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."

flip in bed by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021

Terrible in bed 

When your partner does not know how to have sex.

Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.

Terrible in bed by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021

Ciggarettes in bed 

The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...

Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..

This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....

"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...

Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"

Ciggarettes in bed by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

Fucker in bed

Someone who loves a good lie in. Even on weekdays when they should be working!

The Ray meister in bed again all morning.

“He’s a fucker in bed, put him on the in bed tier list”

Fucker in bed by Cheesy545 December 2, 2025