Imperial Palace

verb.

A sexual maneuver in which person A sticks their big toe up person B's anus.

Simulates the feeling one gets when they step into the Imperial Palace Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

Sometimes shortened to IP.

Dude A: Man, I got totally wasted last night, ended up going home with a tranny hooker. The worst part is that she Imperial Palace'd me...

Dude B: That sucks man...

by idib March 17, 2011

Imperial System

The Imperial System is a system of measurement developed by pimps, for pimps and is thus used in America and a few other pimpin places as opposed to the Metric System would sounds kinda gay.

Hah the Metric System? Too easy to use! It takes a real pimp to use the Imperial System.

by KingLampshade May 21, 2009

Imperial Beach

Located in the southwest corner of San Diego County, it is known as the Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place with a cool beach, it is now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is. These locusts-assholes are known for there bullshit harrassment tactics, being junkies, thieves, dullards, & scum.

Assholes reside all over Imperial Beach.

by Chanchez January 17, 2008

Imperial Hangover

The exceptionally powerful and distinctly unpleasant hangover that comes of drinking two of the stronger varieties of beer: Imperial IPAs and Imperial Stouts

Going to the brewpub last night was fun, but I can't get out of bed this morning. My head is pounding and I'm nauseous. I have an Imperial Hangover!

by fesak April 30, 2011

imperial college

a university for middle class asians who aren't cool enough for other unis

that easan should go to imperial college

by Lad2014 December 1, 2010

Imperial Officer

A person that is a Simp for a rich person or group of rich people.

"Man have you heard that guy that's excited for the war draft, he is such an Imperial Officer."

by DR.ROCKSOS' CAT January 15, 2020

new imperialism

the modern way a contry is run - EG the U.S government wich has one person at the top (the president) and a group of 'advisors' (governers, senitors members of parlement ect) but unlike democratic goverments wich are supposed to be working on a voting system, this system is rigged ang the president, premiere prime minister ect represent the king in a impereialistic soscity, not voted for and can be as creul or as kind as they wish with out the peoples say so.

Eg. the last election in the united states for president between mr Al gore and mr geroge. w. bush that was RIGGED. how else do you think they got the bushes back into power, they fouled up last time, why give them a second chance to bully the world.

by rodrikbodrik May 1, 2004