Imaginary womanizer

The kind of guy that in his mind is a womanizer, though you never actually see him with anybody.

They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Imaginary Haters Syndrome

It's what people have when they are obsessed with and compulsively insist on playing the victim and keep on bragging that they have haters that keep on hating and abusing them. The said haters can be questionable as they could be based on their own imaginations.

That Eden singer sure has a chronic Imaginary Haters Syndrome. She's still gonna use it as her personality even if she might have future appearances in Eurovision, overshadowing her "talent" and sportsmanship and respect among her fellow artists. Can be connected to having delusions.

by basedonfacts July 13, 2024

imaginary bae

a crush that you want to be your bae but you are super shy so you say nothing

R) Do you see imaginary bae over there?
F) You mean Jon?

by Brianna moyer April 18, 2016

imaginary bae

a crush that you want to be your bae but you are super shy so you say nothing

R) Do you see imaginary bae over there?
F) You mean Jon?

by Brianna moyer April 18, 2016

Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Imaginary Gay

This term only exists when Caden is sleep deprived

“Bro what if I’m not gay.. like what if I’m just imaginary gay 😳”

by Carrotdaddy101 April 09, 2020

imaginary smoke

Imaginary smoke is when a bitch try to put u down but u don’t know who she tryna beef with.

Girl posted on twitter:

“Omg I got a big problem with Latto, so bitch I want ALL the smoke!!”

Lattos’ friend: “girl somebody said they got beef with u!”

Latto: “She said she got a problem??? hahHAAAAAhaha, dats imaginary smoke right there!”

by DATGUR1REN August 11, 2023