imperceptible

Very slight or gradual so that it can go undetected or almost undetected.

Big Daddy Disappear got away again?! Damn! That nigga' is imperceptible!

by D-Vo February 3, 2006

Imperial

Often used to describe the United States' form of measurement, in other countries.

You americans and your imperial Inch!

by Wes Engstrom July 17, 2006

iPerson

A person who has fallen into Apple's iTrap, where by releasing somethin, and then re-releasing the exact same product with minor upgrades, people will effectively buy the same product multiple times:
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???

Tom: Hey i just bought an iPod mini!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop

BEN YOU iPERSON!

by gri-unit soldier October 29, 2005

imperial beach

A southern California surf town that borders the Pacific and Mexico, with a mix of middle class and ghetto areas.

I'm going to visit Imperial Beach.

by xopaige September 23, 2005

perfect imperfection

The the perfect flaw.

My creation is such a perfect imperfection!!!

by A SQUAD UPRISING December 2, 2009

iPeriod

The time of year when the inner linings of people's brains starts to fall out after Apple announces to a new product. Thus, millions of people rush out to stores and wait in huge lines for a completely useless product called the iPad, which soaks up the brain ooze and allows people to return to their so-called sanity.

Josh: (starts jumping up and down) OMG! OMG! Hey guys did you here about Apple's new iPad! I need one right now! DAMMIT!! I need to get to bestbuy right now. OMG no what if it's sold out. Oh well, the nearest Apple store is only 20 miles away!

Christie: What's wrong with Josh?
Nick: I think he's having his iPeriod.

by Nash94 April 6, 2010

The Imperial System.

Fucking stupid.

Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-"

Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."

Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"

Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."

by ETHAN_JÆDA November 15, 2020