idealist

Someone who thinks everyone should think like them, and that how they think is absolute.
They are more likely to be called "delusional", even when they are right sometimes. They are also someone who's bound to be disappointed in the whole world after they give up on their endless pursuit of changing the world, even if their intentions are most noble. They are prone to using substances for coping up with the harsh reality they live in because it cripples their soul when they can't do anything about it.

The average person can't survive as a 100% idealist. Some amount of realism must be adopted. Otherwise you're just a hippy.

For instance,

I'm not an idealist when I'm writing this definition.

by chillnonymous March 30, 2022

good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

Facebook Idealist.

These are the people on Facebook who like to bitch about poverty, war, domestic violence, child abuse, rape, bank robberies, starving children in Africa, liberals/conservatives, Democrats/Republicans, alcohol, drugs, pedophiles, computer hackers, the drug dealer next door, pornography, music, Devil-worshipers, endangered animals, racist jokes, holocaust jokes, religion jokes, political (in)correctness, religion (or lack thereof), animal rights, oppressive work conditions, sexual harassment, or how much their life sucks.

Like most idealists, Facebook Idealists hardly, if ever, lift a finger to combat the perceived evils in the world. They complain because they can't be bothered with finding, or lack the intellectual capacity to find real world solutions to humanities, or even their own, problems. In essence, they're whiny little idiots.

Guy 1: Look at this chick on Facebook saying "I wish solders didnt have to goes to warz, and that AIDS wasnt real!!!!! :(:(:(:("

Girl 1: Wow what a Facebook Idealist.

Guy 2: We all know one

Girl 2: And hate one.

by kbizz42 July 19, 2011

idear

What losers who don't know proper english say instead of idea.

Thats a nice idear! "It's idea idiot!"

by Jeffery Reyes October 9, 2006

That was a bad idea

Most commonly used after a night of hard drinking.
or
after you get pulled over by the cops

Waking up in someones else's bed, ussually an ugly person, you thought was hot the night before.

Unlucky Guy = Jesus Christ did I really do that? That was a very bad idea.

Guy 1 = Well that was a bad idea
Guy 2 = Nuh, you think?
Guy 1 = Maybe doing doughnuts in a cop shop WAS a bad idea.
Cop = Ok you two, your coming with me
Guy 1/2 = Fuck

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

idealist

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

iDead

n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

............................

I want to get me an iDead.

That's a terrible joke. Steve Jobs was a saint.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011