Itchy Date

An itchy Vagina

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!

by BiffTastic March 4, 2019

The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.

Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!

by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008

Steak Itch

An itch in your throat that lasts more than 1 hour.

Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours”
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”

by Frankyspeaks February 9, 2022

my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.

*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.

by occupationother February 25, 2019

Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

itch twitchy twat

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

itchy

irritation of the skin usually caused by dry skin cells

Alleriges give me itchy skin.

by Russ Man August 28, 2005